All I Need Is. . .

A Wii and one year.  Watch out super adorable twin boys, this closet stage mom is ready to. Take. You. Down.

Move Over Jane Goodall . . .

I've got some primitive animals worth studying in their natural habitat.  This is Lady Belle--standing at roughly the height of a doorknob and able to mimick the screams of the most convincing damsel in a low-budget, horror flick.

Apparently in this moment, Finn wanted to read a book that Belle banned from story time.  Of course, being the super amazing mother that I am, instead of creating an intervention I opted for a quick retreat to find my camera and document this magnificent display of literary censorship at it's finest.  

Daddy's Juice

Yup, that's exactly what Lady Belle said as she pointed to this empty bottle on the counter; and after a long day of work in an office with subpar air conditioning--I bet it's just as refreshing as her apple juice.

My apologies to those who believe it's a sin to legally consume alcohol and expect your underage children to follow those same legal standards.  It's also a sin to be prideful and judgmental . . .

Intervention!!!

I just found myself researching minivans today . . . for the sole purpose of finding a vehicle large enough to allow me the luxury of sitting as far away as possible from my (ever sweet) Hellcats.

Any suggestions?

Chocoholics Anonymous

Lady Belle is quite possibly one of the most dainty eaters I've encountered in a while (she gets it from me)--that is, until she's confronted with chocolate (also mine).  For some reason the mere sight, smell (probably sound) of chocolate turns my mild mannered Sugar Drop into some other-worldly, half-vampire love child.  Basically she temporarily adopts the 'Finn Method' for food consumption.

PS:  I love my children so much!!