Plan B

Because the world can never have enough plans, here's some ideas I've worked up in the unlucky event IVF does not work for us.

• Clone Lavender and Bailey (with enhanced features like built-in potty training).

• Buy a Vespa (Dave recommended this one, he said the side car is for Lavender and Bailey).
  

• Trade current home for uptown condo and adopt lifestyle of carefree nights and exotic vacations.

• Save my future teacher's salary to purchase Dave and I a second home at the beach (I did say teacher's salary).

• Manage my little sister's future American Idol career.